This evening is absolutely insane. All of this that happened is just unreal. I don't even know what to say.

This complete mess has left me feeling shocked. I need a moment to absorb this.

It’s like something out of a movie. I just can't believe it.

Can You Believe This?

You won't question this one. It's absolutely insane. Just the other day, I was strolling down the street when I spotted a monkey wearing a glasses. It seemed totally normal. You could say it was the strangest thing I've ever seen. I swear, sometimes reality is just unusual!

Honestly We Can't Wrap My Head Around That!

Like, what in the world? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's totally bonkers. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw slack with disbelief. This is beyond comprehension, right?

• I'm floored
• Make it stop!
• Someone pinch me

Can You Imagine What Happened

Well, you guys, you won't understand what just took place. I was walking down the street when all of a sudden this giant squirrel jumped from a tree. It was wearing a miniature sword! Seriously. It just stood there for read more a moment, flew up into the sky. I am so confused by what I just experienced.

Unbelievable! completely astonishing

Can you believe this? I can barely understand {what just happened|. It's over|belief. I affirm this is {thetrutth. This story appears to be so far-fetched, I almost question it's . true.

• Possibly it was a dream? {I just can'tfigure out this.

Unbelievable!

This situation is absolutely outrageous. I can't believe what I've just seen. It's like a bad joke. The truth is stranger than fiction.

• Is this actually happening?
• I'm feeling like I'm going crazy

{I have so many questions|How is this possible? This is unbelievable.